Bayonne vs. Jersey City: Part Deux: Announcer - Welcome back, folks. Boy are you missing a heck of a fight between Bayonne and Jersey--whoa! And another right hook by "The Brawler"...looks like JC better dance for his life 'cause Bayonne's packing a wallop! But what's this? Looks like both men are just holding in the ring. This match was originally scheduled for 9 rounds, but it looks as though both men are tired and there's still no real winner. Let's turn to longtime boxer, Rocky Montana, with his official scorecard tally...take it away... Rocky - This was a battle that was in the making ever since these two towns were born. I'm telling ya that there is nothing like skin on skin to see who will win! Announcer - That's right, Rocky. Now, Rock, how are you judging this match? Rocky - Well, it's a hard thing to judge because both men are determined to win. Announcer (interrupting) - Of course-- Rocky - I'd say that right now, I show the fight as 110 and 110 an even fight. Both men are exhibiting heart, skill, speed and raw drive. Anyone watching could see that everytime that JC throws a punch, it is quickly answered by Bayonne. But it's no secret that both of these men are professionals and it's looking--at least to me--to be a strong tie. Announcer - Did you hear that folks? I can't believe it! What started as a war of worlds, appears to have become a war of words! Let's get a mike in the ring... Bayonne - Brother, you don't know how long I've held my tongue... Jersey City - Can you give the people what they want? Huh? Bayonne - What have you got to boast? Your nasty town is littered and filthy. Jersey City - ...And yours is full of white collar crime and political corruption... Bayonne - That's not what your momma told me last night. Jersey City - Well at least my mom cleaned up after herself. That's more than I can say for your mom... Bayonne - Hey, oh! You don't know her like dat...sorry, ma. Jersey City - Did you hear him momma Bayonne? Your son finally admitted that he's "sorry". It's about time. Announcer - The referree has been speaking to the ringside judges and he's getting ready to make an announcement...let's listen... Referree - Ladies and gentlemen, this fight is a DRAW! *The crowd boos* Announcer - Well, there you have it. The crowd is none too happy. It seems that this issue won't be resolved today. Apparently both towns have shown that they can withstand the trial: they came, they saw, they both came out even-steven. Thanks for watching...Good Night.